
A very special moment …

and the very last moment …
… for world peace.
China
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Xi Jinping is working hard, the (Sina Weibo) Learning from Xi Fan Club informed this morning local time.
The grassroot fans may know everything about Xi’s southern-inspection itinerary (before Xinhua does).
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But that hasn’t made JR’s Intelligence Unit obsolete. Look at this underwater picture of the supernatural-power whalefish secretary general, splashing the waves near the Senkaku Islands at four this morning (December 14, local time):
Xi Jinping Pingping – so together with the people!
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The Qianlong Emperor’s Southern Inspection Tour, Scroll Twelve (detail): Return to the Palace (Wikimedia / Palace Museum, Beijing – click on the picture for source)
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OK. More together than that, anyway.
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Roger Cavazos of Sino-NK came pretty close to the truth, regarding the reason for Xi Jinping’s absence, but it was still speculation. One of his scenarios: a minor medical issue.
This is a best-case scenario. Everything remains basically the same; Xi just doesn’t want to come out while he’s still looking Quasimodo-ish.
Well, Roger, that’s not too far off the mark, but it’s still speculation, and you even added three more scenarios, which are all wrong.
Xi Jinping: more than he could chew.
The JR Intelligence Unit (JIU), the world’s reference point which only reports once there is something to report, has learned from usually well-informed sources that Xi spent his Sunday afternoon (September 2) at his desk as usual, doing extra hours to serve the people, with a bag of pretzels next to him. He then fainted, and his face hit the desk.
Now, China is a highly face-aware country. To be “transparent” about the brusies isn’t advisable. What adds to the humiliation is that he brand he had on his table was Snyder’s of Hanover, i. e. America‘s pretzel. Don’t open that can of worms to the public.
“As usual, his wife had instructed the attendant on duty that afternoon to serve her husband mantou and dim sun”, one of the sources said.
And as usual, Xi Jinping (“there are a few foreigners, with full bellies, who have nothing better to do than try to point fingers at our country”) had stuffed the mantous and dim sum into his desk’s top-left drawer and retrieved another bag of pretzels from one drawer further down.
“He’s kind of messy”, the usually well-informed source confided.
You don’t buy that? Next time you see Xi (on Huang Rong‘s funeral, for example), offer him an American pretzel and watch his obvious discomfort.
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OK, maybe not. But he (or Wang Lijun, or whoever) wiretapped everyone, up to the collective leader Hu Jintao himself, “nearly half a dozen” (i. e. 5.9, I guess?) CCP officials people with party ties claim, as quoted by the New York Times. And the British government is soooo happy that the rule of law applies in China, and that the Heywood case is re-investigated. OK, not quite that, either – he welcomes Neil Heywood death investigation.
My theory is that Bo Xilai shagged Sarah Palin, conspired with the Nazis on the dark side of the moon, and that they will soon abduct him so that he can’t reveal their schemes.
We will never see Bo Xilai again. That’s almost for sure.
Update - Update - Update: JR Intelligence Unit spotted Bo in Syria in what appears to be an extraordinary rendition arrangement between Beijing and Damascus.
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Special Investigation: Another Day in the KMT Archives
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Noticed ? JR hasn’t lost a single word about the Renault “spy case” ever since January (or maybe somewhat earlier, who cares), when those claims became public.
And all that even as you all know that JR is never shy to say unharmonious things about China. Why wouldn’t he bother to re-report the “suspicions” that “fell on China”?
Well, after all, he’s a China expert, and a France expert.
JR ‘s Beautiful Blog – the World’s Refe the World’s Reference Point, where you will only find the news that really matters.
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nannynews — The JR Intelligence Unit (JIU) has learned from Wikileaks that Britain’s Secret Intelligence Service (SIS) is in possession of the true Egyptian election results, and of a dossier that reveals Germany’s collective state of mind (which is decidedly risk-averse).
Net Nanny was released from jail late last week. The recording of a telephone conversation, tapped into by the JR Intelligence Unit (JIU) on Thursday, suggests that she had been jailed as a result of a power struggle some two weeks ago. The following is the wording of that extremely sensitive state secret phone conversation which apparently led to her release.
Hermit (yells): Shikezhunbeizhe!
Good Ganbu
Good Ganbu: Good morning, Comrade. Did you get the news that Comrade Nanny is in jail?
Hermit: Yes I did. Must be a terrible blow to that conceited ugly crow. But well deserved, anyway.
Good Ganbu: Not so fast, Comrade Hermit…
Hermit: GULP!
Good Ganbu: She didn’t read that Californian porn magazine on a public bus for the whole world to see, right?
Hermit: Hardly so. she never socializes with the masses, that much is true. Maybe she read it in the rear compartment of her Red Flag Review Car. She bought herself one in a silly attempt to look as good as our great chairman, but she isn’t working half as xinku as he does.
Good Ganbu: Actually, she didn’t buy it. Uhm… anyway, only you and I have seen her reading that decadent Californian magazine, right?
Hermit: Uhm… who knows? Someone must have handed it to her, right? What are you up to, revered old comrade? Isn’t my work 65 per cent good, and only 35 per cent bad?
Good Ganbu: Well, yes, but you see, it is still 35 per cent bad. Even excellent scientists like you can make mistakes. Your public and neimu dang’an‘s both inform me that you graduated from Shanzhai Normal University (山寨师范大学), Ledu (乐都), Qinghai province, fifteen years ago. You completed your doctoral thesis there one year later, and became a professor there in 1997.
Hermit the Scholarly Dragonfly
Hermit: Of course! It is one of our nation’s most acclaimed universities!
Good Ganbu: Ahem… listen, Comrade: our beloved motherland is developing at an unprecedented speed. The world’s fastest trains take us to many places, and even where their victorious rails end, there are comfortable buses and Red Flag Review Cars which now take us to every corner of our motherland…
Hermit: OK, OK, what do you want, revered old Comrade?
Good Ganbu: Comrade Nanny will be released from jail tomorrow, and I expect no further anonymous letters to reach my office, with evil accusations and rumors, OK? The world is in turm0il, and us Comrades must stand together, and not allow our enemies to…
Hermit: Oh, I would never engage in schemes and …
Good Ganbu: Of course not. By the way, in future public appearances and neimu party seminars, Comrade Nanny will be afforded another maikefeng – you will continue to use only one maikefeng. Bye for now.
More maikefengs for Comrade Nanny will restore the Harmony and give back face to her.
Hermit (yells): Shikezhunbeizhe!
[Good ganbu rings off. Hermit starts sobbing uncontrolledly.]
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