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Friday, August 8, 2008

Scientific: The Hainan EP-3 Incident and what really happened

Hello Children,

Hello Childrenit’s me again. Hermit the Taoist Dragonfly with your daily dose of science. Most of you will be too young to remember this incident in the recent history of the heroic defense of our motherland. It is usually referred to as the Hainan EP-3 incident.

As we all know, on that fateful day on April 1 2001, an aggressive American flying bathing tub full of spying high-tech attacked two of our fighting jets, martyring one of our pilots. However, what is often neglected is a fact of life that has been innate to all the imperialist dogs’ attempts on our beloved motherland’s sovereignty. It was, of cause, all about girls. They try to spot the radars of the daughters of the Yellow Emperor all the time.

So, dear children, and above all, girls: next time you see an American bathing tub violating our sacred airspace, run for cover, pull your mobile phone and call the Hainan Control Tower immediately.

 super snooper

Got to fly now. Stay patriotic.

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