From:
Just Recently, justrecently.wordpress.com
To:
President George W. Bush, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500, U. S. A.
Write a friendly letter. Do it today!
Dear Mr President,
How is it going? Weather was nice here in central Yurop last weekend, and almost warm, and I decided to test if it was really still summer.
So I bought myself an American.
No, don’t get me wrong. An American in Germany isn’t really an American. An American in Germany is more of a Berliner. Or like a Hamburger. But a Hamburger is not as sweet as an American or a Berliner, and it is full of beef.
An American is flat, and sugar icing on one side of it, while a Berliner comes with sugar icing on it and jelly inside.
And while I was eating the American, a wasp came flying and stirred shit. No, not this kind of wasp, but that kind of wasp.
So then I knew that it was still summer last weekend.
Funny, eh?
Just thought I’d drop you a friendly line. Maybe not too many people will do that these days.
Please give the First Lady my best.
